The gym is always OPEN

Welcome to the healthiest gym in Glasgow! Pease take a seat at the bar.

 

Heavy Workout

This is not for the faint hearted. A full day p̶u̶b̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶w̶l̶ workout taking in all the local f̶l̶e̶a̶ ̶p̶i̶t̶s̶ gyms

 

Light Exercise

This is a service available to all our customers. Treat yourself to s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶t̶h̶y̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶r̶i̶t̶s̶ an energy drink from our well-stocked d̶u̶n̶g̶e̶o̶n̶ refreshment lounge

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Home Delivery

After a strenuous gym workout you may need delivered home.

Call a taxi...or something.*

*using public transport after a gym session is NOT recommended. Why not use the cut-out-and-keep transport printed above?

Happy Clients

                                                          

Your customer service representative sounded drunk and swore at me

a concerned gym-user

This place is fucking great!

HRH Prince Charles

Life's too short for this shit

Bob

 

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